but it does

timelord tuesday

my dreams the last few days were pretty realistic and horrific

here's hoping i can get some sweet dreams tonight

what's a guy gotta do to get some food around here?

25 years ago today the first teenage mutant ninja turtles movie came out

lipstick and dynamite

this documentary is excellent

every damn month

mad man mordo is going to take you down

words to follow

meanwhile in nashville

the disappearance of eleanor rigby

all three versions of "the disappearance of eleanor rigby" just popped onto netflix. so i know what i'll be doing with at least part of my weekend.



i better pop some birth control if i'm going to be looking at james mcavoy for that long.

i'm literally turning into benson at work today

some people work very hard, but still they never get it right

and then there are those who do not work at all....

counting down the hours until my inept, lazy co-"work"er goes on maternity leave yet AGAIN.

happy birthday to the king

taco tuesday

gareth and i would like to debate this topic

one of these days, this will be me at work when someone asks for change

trying REALLY hard not to flip out on my co-worker today

timelord tuesday

after my morning,i'm already feeling this.

23 years ago today

happy birthday, you handsome devil

having to listen to my coworkers today

actions are starting to speak much louder than words

boredom can be the only reason i just rejoined okcupid

he'll always be one of my faves

seems legit

as sleek as a shriek spinning round and round

it's nice to get to watch this a few times this year

happy birthday,captain jack!

timelord tuesday

that's a combination

feelin it today

after seeing this for a second time in the theater i can attest it's as awesome as the first time

i can't wait for this to come out on dvd so i can watch it yet again, it's gained its way into my list of absolute favorite movies.

if you haven't seen it, GO GO GO!!!

international women's day

so sick of this winter

separated at birth: jackman vs darby

every time i see the commercial for this movie "chappie" all i can think of is murray from flight of the conchords.


i can't get over how much hugh jackman looks like rhys darby.
seriously, it's UNCANNY!!!

sometimes my arms bend back

Considering I've had so many twin peaks dreams lately,i decided to do a little experiment and actually try falling asleep watching twin peaks to see how it effects my dreams

well, he admitted it before

open windows

I might not have loved this movie but I did love this moment

hello, jerry

how to write the hits that keep on hitting

i'm pretty sure i'm not

we're having some weather

i'm tryin here

but i'm not so i can't then i won't

apparently i couldn't stop listening to 90s pop music this morning...ah, the good ol' days...

this song is so wonderfully dirty.my 14 year old mind probably did not get the full gist of it when it came out back in the day.
and not gonna lie,i was immediately reminded of a certain someone the second it came on this morning....IF only they weren't such a flake...




and if we are still being honest here, i still remember the entire dance routine to this and could probably reenact it right now.

i started putting together a workout playlist this morning

and i sort of forgot how much this song actually used to get me pumped up to work out.

sitting at jury duty and the girl next to me has been taking selfies for 15 minutes straight

and she looks like a jersey shore reject

taco Tuesday

jury duty part deux

i'd be entirely relieved and entertained if i got picked and perd was the judge

isn't it a little early for this bs?

my friend right now

whenever a customer comes in 15 minutes before we close...so basically me every single day at work

me when certain customers come in

i accidentally ordered a breakfast sandwich larger than my head

it's true, i really don't anymore

here's to a year free of crazy bullshit!
i can't even begin to express how much happier i am in my life now than i was a year ago.

if this person is brought up, i don't feel any emotion. i genuinely just think to myself "what was i ever thinking?!" which is what everyone was thinking the entire time i was with this person.i genuinely dodged a bullet.