hail sagan

the big 3-5

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how i feel about my birthday

i wish i were operating in timelord years

robot mode is best

another year goes by and it's still feeling like this

old enough

turkey day

pretty much yeah

i'll never understand why it has to be so difficult

it is a wonder we have come this far

timelord tuesday

taco tuesday

the text i just received

"i'm a cowboy in the heart" dafuq?

all the points for being born

and on this day a dreamboat was born. seriously though,chris hardwick,the babeliest of babes.

pretty much exactly

dudes,ughhhhhh

because it's karen o's bday

a princess i can finally relate to

a wider scope

phone home

timelord Tuesday

mancrush monday- tom hiddleston

let's be real here. if you don't have a crush on this guy there's something wrong.

sitting here trying to figure out a budget so i can live life like a grown up

current weather report

fetal position

legitimate fears when you online date

work right now

art school confidential-david irvine

really digging artist david irvine's thrift store painting revamps


this is how i felt when i lived in the middle of nowhere in georgia.i'm sure this lurked down the street.

although this one might just be my favorite

trouble is what it is

timelord tuesday

back in 1990

me on mondays

and on the saturdays i have to work too now that i think of it

currently feeling

if only you could live with being lonely

that's so first class

i'm good at feeling bad,i'm even better at feeling worse

so bored at work right now,bleh.

mind blown

i read an article about the possibility of parallel universes and my brain exploded.

i certainly hope all the me's in parallel universes are having a much better time.

timelord tuesday

timelord tuesday

how i cast my ballot

i can't believe i'm going to a taping today!!!!!

vote today. my vagina depends on you.

realized my birthday is getting close and totally feeling this today

montage of heck

rough day

she's always ready