just not werth that much

so jayson werth is no longer a phightin.he signed with last place team the nationals for a 7 year 126 million dollar deal.he was a good player and helped us get to the world series but i mean 126 MILLION for 7 years-he will be 39 when his contract is up!

i'm glad the phils didn't waste that much money on him but i will definitely miss mocking his facial hair.

on a rather intoxicated evening a couple friends and i went so far as to write him a letter to get rid of the stupid landing strip he had on his chin.we actually sent it.not long after that he shaved his entire face and then grew the full beard.i'd like to think it was because of our efforts.and just like our letter proposed he had a better year statistically without the bikini wax on his chin.

so rip landing strip/grizzly man.2006-2010