real life

part of my friday night consisted of me getting into a fight with some 21 year old chump kid who wanted to discuss metal and declared "dillinger escape plan is the most metal band that ever existed" and then tried to argue with me the metal credit of black sabbath.some people i didn't know overheard the conversation and when i went outside to smoke told me that i am "the most like elaine benes in real life than anyone" they had ever met.

it's about right.