everytime i talk to this one person at work

a co-worker asked if we had any kind of medication for gas.
i said we don't have anything here at all except for tylenol.
he then said "you think if i drink a lot of hot water it'll make it go away?"







i had to stop myself. i really, really did.soooo many snarky comebacks i had to that.
instead i just said "that's not something i've ever heard of but if you think that's what will help you then go for it"

the other day he said "ebola-is that the name of the country where disease comes from?"

all those idiotic questions on yahoo answers that you think to yourself "nahhh, this can't be real.no one can be this stupid".these people exist.